Conbledegook:Privacy policy

From Conbledegook

We are unable to guarantee the security of the ansible communications network.

Your personal details will be engraved onto gold tablets and buried under a small hill to await the arrival of a BEM from somewhere in the vicinity of Betelgeuse. Unfortunately we seem to have lost the map that told us which hill we've been using.

We can neither confirm nor deny rumours that extra-cranial application of very thin sheets of aluminium will prevent us from reading your thoughts.